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My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I'm lazy.
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09-13-2011 20:40 by
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It's difficult to have a committed relationship with a schizophrenic. They're always seeing other people.
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09-14-2011 22:19 by
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If ‘real life' was really that great, Facebook wouldn't be so darn addictive.
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09-16-2011 19:16 by
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LIKE IF you hate when you're listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.
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09-16-2011 19:17 by
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You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
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09-16-2011 19:17 by
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The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..
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09-16-2011 19:20 by
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Reading someone's status and thinking ‘OH CRY ME A RIVER'
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09-19-2011 21:00 by
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Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
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09-19-2011 21:01 by
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Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out.
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09-19-2011 21:02 by
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Every time I lose my phone, it's always on either silent or vibrate. How convenient…
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09-19-2011 21:03 by
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can't text me back?
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09-19-2011 21:04 by
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Sunglasses; they allow you to stare at people without being caught..
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09-20-2011 20:01 by
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Girls ignore nice guys, Chase a$#holes, Then they have the nerve to complain about it..
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09-20-2011 20:03 by
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Putting you're offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don't sit on Facebook all day.
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09-20-2011 20:05 by
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I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test -_-
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09-20-2011 20:06 by
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Don't you hate it when people just randomly tag you in their Facebook post!?
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09-21-2011 20:42 by
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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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09-21-2011 20:43 by
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
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09-21-2011 20:44 by
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That mini heart attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket!
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09-21-2011 20:45 by
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I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real mother..
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09-21-2011 20:46 by
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