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Are you crying? No, my eyes are taking a pi$$
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03-07-2012 12:54 by
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Wearing a bra with tinny boobs is like carrying a wallet with no cash.
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03-10-2012 04:05 by
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If a girl doesn't squeeze toothpaste from the bottom up, never ask her for a handjob.
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03-10-2012 06:00 by
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When a fat person writes, "LMFAO"... I see "Laughing My FAT Ass Off"
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03-10-2012 12:31 by
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The 4 most popular words after sh!tty sex: “I cheated for this?”
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03-10-2012 12:40 by
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke?
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03-11-2012 12:16 by
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Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing.
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03-11-2012 13:46 by
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Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people.
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03-13-2012 13:15 by
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According to Dr.Oz, EVERYTHING is unhealthy to eat,drink, breathe and so on!
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03-17-2012 04:40 by
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George Clooney could have any woman he wanted. Yet he's out fighting for peace in a third world country... What a moron
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03-17-2012 12:46 by
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A boomerang is just a frisbee for douchebags with no friends.
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03-17-2012 13:10 by
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When some girls says, "I'm sexy and I know it" it usually means, "She's slutty and she blows it."
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03-17-2012 13:20 by
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people... watch me.
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03-18-2012 13:51 by
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While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
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03-18-2012 13:54 by
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When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. I've learned from experience that if they're open, pepper spray gets into them.
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03-19-2012 13:47 by
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You're as useless as pants on a hooker.
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03-19-2012 13:54 by
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Janitors carry a lot of keys...too bad one of those isn't the Key to Success.
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03-19-2012 13:57 by
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I can't believe my girlfriend called me a two-timer....That's a lie! I've cheated on her hundreds of times.
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03-21-2012 09:13 by
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You do look pretty. At night. Behind a wall. With a bag on top of your head. To a Blind Person. If they turned around. Just maybe.
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03-21-2012 10:35 by
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There is going to be no easy way to tell my GF that I'm leaving her. Mainly as she's deaf and I don't know sign language.
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03-21-2012 10:43 by
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