Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   Don't make the same mistake your parents did...Use birth control! ;)

   Why worry about the world ending today, Its tommorow in Japan.

   These pills aren't addictive - I've been taking them for years.

   You are so funny, but looks aren't everything!!

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

   Cmon, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!!

   I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

   I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

   No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.

   Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". ;)

   You b*tch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

   If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

   I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

   What pisses you off more? The fact that I don't need you in my life...or that you can't have me in yours??

   Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.

   If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again.

   not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.

   People who gossip need to get their own life, those who listen and believe it need to get a life.

   just depressed:( I mean come on, really who took my crayons?

   Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all.