Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

   make sure you dont fall in love cuz I dont have the time for that

   has got to know what you think so he can get you to think what he thinks!

   going to haunt you for eternity [mood:Dead]

   Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

   knows your thinking about me, why else would you be reading this!

   staring at a Orange Juice box, dancing in front of a beer, and is having a epileptic seizure in front of some salad dressing...

   save the whales... Collect the whole set

   thinks we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

   used to hug trees, but got a rash

   coffee because I grind so fine

   saying how do you eat an indian taco?? You lift her belly up!! ROTFLMAO!!!

   thinking about how Kanye could be so Heartless!

   decided that hes going to walk around with a cloth on his face and see if people assume that he just got plastic surgey or hes lady gaga

   gonna go stand outside. So when someone asks where I am you can tell them.. They're outstanding

   had a GREAT FB status but Kanye West interrupted me...

   wants money for nothing and the chicks for free.

   just watched CSI: Ozarks. The case went unsolved. Everyone's DNA was the same and there were no dental records.

   has CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

   sold her boyfriend on eBay for some extra cash! didnt get much, but money's money! ;^)