Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   is wondering if Jesus is really coming, will a box of Kleenex be enough?

   just a KID, if you can read reverse..

   Got Emotional While Reading a Joke... and Started Laughing.!

   SUPERBAD and McLOVIN every minute of it.

   Addicting and Expensive like Cocaine....

   I don't think i'm better than anyone! I just don't think anyone is better than ME ;^)

   Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.

   thinking some mistakes are too fun to only do once

   I had to take a drugs test the other day and it came back negative.Which means my dealer's got some explaining to do.

   My mate told me I always speak like a computer geek. I LOL'D.

   I don't know about you, but I'm sick of seeing disabled people being pushed around...

   going on a journey to the deepest darkest corners of my bedroom in search of what some may call a "floor"

   sound so full of joy as he quietly crept from bed. And quickly pulled the window down and crushed its f*cken head

   Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It ws tense.

   One tectonic plate bumped into another and said....."Sorry, my fault"

   Still too Drunk to Update her status

   There's a new michael Jackson cartoon coming out that teaches kids how to play with other kids since he's no longer here to do it

   I got 99 problems but a red balloon ain't one.

   leaving you breathless.......by choking you!

   's charm is more contageous than swine flu !