Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   R.I.P. To all who lost their lives on, and as a result of a cowardly attack on our country on 9.11.2001 We will never forget.

   has 2,993 people on her mind today. R.I.P the 9/11 victims x

   101,539 deaths vs. 2993 deaths ... I think we won...

   9/11...we'll never know the truth

   living the life of Reilly! That is, at least until Reilly gets home.

   found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time.

   Alexander conqured the world before he was 30, but I bet I could have pwned him on COD 5.

   's personal soundtrack just went multi-platinum

   the product of lust, obsession, and a boxed wine.

   wondering how an American would define a Fruit Machine :D

   spending a day on facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life.

   successfully downloaded 8 days worth of music on my iPod.

   People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

   Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.

   When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'

   A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need all the advice.

   wants to know how MTV can have the VMA's? They don't even play videos anymore!

   My nephew was really scared after swallowing some lego. He was sh*tting bricks for a few days.

   the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha

   surfing the web wearing full KISS make-up.