Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Why does he get to stand up? If he stands up, we'll all stand up...It'll be anarchy!!!

   wants a case of beer so I can get messed up just like the economy

   cloning himself into 3 clones: 1- for work 2- for family 3-to manage 1&2

   X says REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON

   The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

   "Those Who Can They Do, Those Who Can't They Teach."

   thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costcutters, or if she really had it coming.

   just smoked crack for the first time and I can confirm that it is NOT addicti.....uh oh

   she looked good from far,but when she got up close she was far from good.

   "I'ts raining outside and I love the sound".

   a long awaited time has come, today is the day am not waiting anymore.

   if I could rearrange alphabet, I would put 'U" and "I" together

   thanking ginger people, without them I would have no one to laugh at!

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   drinking coffee so I can do stupid things faster and with more energy.

   golfing tomorrow, that will NOT help my stress!

   ready to party today with grilled food and family (actually, we're only grilling the food).

   running with scissors and eating paste

   fried, died, and layed to the side.

   out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals