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   messageicon For Sale: (year you were born here) (your name here). Has a lot of mileage, but still rides like a dream.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 15:14 by Vito | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth is full. Go home.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 15:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
←Rate | 07-27-2009 15:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if a guy stands up in church to disagree with the priest...is he called a mass debator?
←Rate | 07-27-2009 16:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon reporting live from Suburbia. Where they cut down all the trees and name roads after them.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 16:40 by Raymond | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon T.V man came to the door. He said. You got a TV licence? I said no. Well you've got a Ariel he said. I replied I've milk in the fridge to but don't have a cow.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 17:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you die in a elevator....press the UP button!
←Rate | 07-27-2009 19:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if NFL doesn't want Michael Vick back....my local animal shelter is looking for a pooper scooper!
←Rate | 07-27-2009 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doesn't have a drinking problem, he drinks he, gets drunk, he falls down, no probablem....
←Rate | 07-28-2009 03:07 by Josh Bach | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...come to think of it...so are you!!! GREAT LUNGS THINK ALIKE!
←Rate | 07-28-2009 03:30 by Tommy Coziar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what would happen if he wrote, "For Marijuana" in the memo field of all his checks? ...
←Rate | 07-28-2009 06:01 by Tim* Comments (0)  


   messageicon .....Squirrels: Nature's Little Speed Bumps!
←Rate | 07-28-2009 06:02 by Tim* Comments (0)  


   messageicon things could be worse ya know....Sex COULD be fattening!
←Rate | 07-28-2009 06:03 by Tim* Comments (0)  


   messageicon on safari lookin at lions. I was on firefox lookin at porn.
←Rate | 07-28-2009 08:28 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE BIG Issue would sell a lot more copies if they made their vendors smarten up a bit. Most of them look like tramps.
←Rate | 07-28-2009 10:56 by roon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The FIA are constantly looking for ways to slow down modern Formula 1 cars, why haven't they tried wrapping hair and fluff around the rear wheel axles? It used to work on my Scalextric
←Rate | 07-28-2009 11:17 by roon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obviously delicious. Secretly nutritious .
←Rate | 07-28-2009 13:39 by Andy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants to be in pain but you can't have a rainbow without any rain ..
←Rate | 07-28-2009 13:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon arm wrestling the KOOL-AID guy...he's strong! He must be drinking MILK!
←Rate | 07-28-2009 15:18 by Tommy Coziar Comments (0)  


   messageicon says learning Linux isn't just easy, it's fun, too! Actual shell commands: "unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep"... ahhh the subtle beauty of UNIX.
←Rate | 07-28-2009 16:54 by OneCoolPenguin Comments (0)  



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