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Man I am beat! Feel like I just flew on United
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04-16-2017 09:39 by
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Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
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01-20-2014 20:26 by
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i will never buy a foam finger again !
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08-26-2013 19:58 by
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I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.
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08-19-2012 04:05 by
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when did the world give up on Common Courtesy
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09-06-2013 22:39 by
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i have been upgraded to Santas naughty list Platinum member
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12-18-2016 14:55 by
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My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited.
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01-20-2014 20:28 by
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I HAVE SEEN MORE of tiger woods on facebook today than him on the pga tour in years
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05-29-2017 16:21 by
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what wine goes with Mood Stabilizers
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02-07-2015 13:47 by
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Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
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02-04-2015 22:11 by
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still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
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10-15-2014 21:39 by
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Colorado Legalizes Marijuana and peyton manning buys 20 papa johns stores in Colorado! some people just get it!
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11-09-2012 07:42 by
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Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
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12-06-2016 19:34 by
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I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
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02-04-2015 22:10 by
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buying bottles rockets and crown royal! good day to be a grown-up
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07-04-2013 17:42 by
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Diet is going great! No hostess snack cakes at all this year
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01-05-2013 18:49 by
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my life coach told me to just let the clock run out!
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06-16-2015 21:16 by
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Thinking about free healthcare and how much it's going to cost me?
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10-11-2013 21:08 by
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I need to stop lying to myself !!! This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween !
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10-15-2015 17:58 by
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Due to the election I may start a moving co.
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11-06-2016 21:51 by
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