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Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."
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06-20-2011 09:40 by
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There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!
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06-16-2011 18:35 by
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Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.
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06-15-2011 09:24 by
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There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
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06-15-2011 09:23 by
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just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.
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06-15-2011 09:23 by
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Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
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06-15-2011 09:22 by
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The best way to win an argument is to play dead.
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06-15-2011 09:21 by
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It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses
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06-09-2011 09:03 by
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Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.
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05-31-2011 09:29 by
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Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"
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05-31-2011 09:29 by
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Real men like curves; Only dogs like bones.
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05-31-2011 09:28 by
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just rescued some wine.. it was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!
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05-28-2011 13:56 by
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Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view.
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05-28-2011 13:55 by
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I lost my balance crawling into bed and leaned my head on the ceiling to prevent from falling over.
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05-20-2011 12:43 by
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To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetable.
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05-19-2011 09:15 by
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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, for example: "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"
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05-19-2011 09:14 by
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My phone used to say things like "3 missed calls" and now it says things like "nobody even thought about calling you."
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05-17-2011 16:43 by
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Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.
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05-17-2011 16:42 by
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Mother Nature can be cruel sometimes. If I ever meet her I'm gonna snatch her purse. Old B*tch
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05-17-2011 16:42 by
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I wonder what happened to that guy from the 90's who sang that song about barely breathing. I hope he's OK!
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05-10-2011 16:03 by
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