Funny Status Message #57412

X says To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetable.
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←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:15 by abbybaby34 | Tags: Approved

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Thursday May 19, 2011 @ 02:20 PM

Lame - If you're not going to hold it, what makes you think I will?

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