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Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
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12-28-2012 16:57 by
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I'm gonna survive tomorrow cause I got a pack of sensu beans and all 7 dragonballs. I'm good.
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12-20-2012 19:32 by
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If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!
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04-22-2012 23:54 by
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This is how guccimane face look (8o>-_-)
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04-20-2012 02:52 by
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You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab
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04-13-2012 08:20 by
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Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
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04-13-2012 02:09 by
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Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)
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04-12-2012 15:13 by
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Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.
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01-10-2012 03:29 by
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You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.
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12-28-2011 07:15 by
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If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
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11-05-2011 01:19 by
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If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.
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07-08-2011 10:36 by
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If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.
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06-05-2011 15:20 by
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Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
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06-03-2011 01:42 by
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Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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05-29-2011 18:52 by
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The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.
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05-29-2011 14:34 by
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BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
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05-29-2011 14:31 by
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I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
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05-25-2011 11:07 by
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just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
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05-22-2011 13:44 by
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Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
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05-15-2011 15:25 by
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BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
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