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Can't find Sesame Street on his GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
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06-25-2009 00:35 by
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Doesn't understand why the Mr. Softee guy didn't laugh when I suggested he try Viagra
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06-30-2009 21:13 by
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in the Smokin' Section lookin' for the hot women. Such a deceiving sign, there's none here
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07-13-2009 23:42 by
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upset because this Buns Of Steel video isn't what he thought it was gunna be. Stupid misleading covers.
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07-15-2009 21:10 by
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taking his 1st Karate lesson today @ the Ho Lee Chit Karate School
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07-27-2009 15:12 by
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it's been 06837 days since the last time I gave a crap
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07-27-2009 15:12 by
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For Sale: (year you were born here) (your name here). Has a lot of mileage, but still rides like a dream.
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07-27-2009 15:14 by
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can single-handedly make all your dreams come true...or I could use two hands.
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07-30-2009 15:57 by
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It takes 2 to Tango, but a whole bunch of people to do the Electric Slide.
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07-30-2009 16:06 by
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This weekends forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out
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08-01-2009 13:27 by
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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my crotch.
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08-01-2009 13:27 by
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thinks that Lightning is just God taking pictures of us
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08-19-2009 00:42 by
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Why aren't martini glasses shaped so that they don't spill so easily on the express bus?
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08-26-2009 23:08 by
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If you ever wanna know the truth about something ask a kid or a drunk...or me after about 10 tonite.
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09-06-2009 18:33 by
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Forgot to take the fortune out of my fortune cookie out before I ate it. Now I wont know what my fortune is for about an hour or so.
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09-06-2009 18:34 by
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I get lonely sometimes so I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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09-10-2009 22:31 by
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I got 99 problems but a red balloon ain't one.
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09-13-2009 11:14 by
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just made pretend I was being chased by murderers to see how long it would take me to open the door if it was really happening...yeah I woulda died
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10-01-2009 21:58 by
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Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me...It's Sunday.
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10-11-2009 16:40 by
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I wonder if the The Pillsbury Doughboy gets pissed if you poke him on Facebook?
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11-18-2009 12:19 by
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