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Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)
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09-23-2010 17:36 by
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I plead contemporary insanity.
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09-23-2010 17:37 by
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It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)
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09-23-2010 17:39 by
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
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09-23-2010 17:41 by
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Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.
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09-27-2010 03:49 by
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You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?
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09-27-2010 03:51 by
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Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
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09-27-2010 03:52 by
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wonders if there is a manly way to eat a banana??
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09-27-2010 03:58 by
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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10-01-2010 13:29 by
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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10-01-2010 13:30 by
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ;)
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10-01-2010 13:31 by
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I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
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10-01-2010 13:40 by
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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10-01-2010 13:42 by
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Unless you want to f*ck me, why do you care what I look like?
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10-01-2010 13:44 by
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It's alright, he's only choking!
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10-01-2010 13:45 by
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It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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10-01-2010 14:05 by
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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10-01-2010 14:06 by
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I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?
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10-01-2010 14:19 by
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The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It. If You Can't Ignore It, Top It. If You Can't Top It, Laugh At It. If You Can't Laugh At It, It's Probably Deserved. ;)
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10-01-2010 14:23 by
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Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
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10-01-2010 14:34 by
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