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   messageicon The transition from woman to cougar happens when you go from Marlboro Lights to Virginia Slims.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:44 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon Besides me & Bryan Adams who else remembers the summer of 69 ?
←Rate | 03-21-2012 01:15 by ladyinred Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't wait until they make odorless whiskey so I don't have to be embarrassed when I open my Gatorade at AA meetings.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:46 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon You remember the good ol days when you used to get mad at someone if they didn't have you as a friend on their top Myspace list?
←Rate | 04-03-2012 16:02 by ladyinred Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother always said "if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all." I hope she's happy my mime career has taken off.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:40 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gas prices are at an all time high. But the gov't is willing to up the mega millions jackpot to 640 million dollars. Someones priorities are F'ed up if you ask me.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 13:23 by ladyinred Comments (4)  

   messageicon Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:52 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I wanted to see American Horror Story I would just stalk the Kardashians
←Rate | 12-10-2012 11:01 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  


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