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X is Gas prices are at an all time high. But the gov't is willing to up the mega millions jackpot to 640 million dollars. Someones priorities are F'ed up if you ask me.
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# 95441 I just found out that I hit the $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, but my Dog swallowed the ticket.
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# 95223 If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

←Rate | 03-30-2012 13:23 by ladyinred

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Josh
Friday March 30, 2012 @ 01:50 PM

You have a great point

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BLOWME
Friday March 30, 2012 @ 06:19 PM

The money comes from ticket purchases idiot! You must be a f**king Liberal

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Youre dumb
Friday March 30, 2012 @ 09:05 PM

Someone clearly does not know how lotteries work. the government pulls a profit from the tickets and uses the money for education, development, etc

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LOL
Friday March 30, 2012 @ 09:40 PM

Ah, liberals. Please stay away from the polls this voting season... you are the reason we're in this predicament as it is.

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