Funny Status Message #95441

X I just found out that I hit the $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, but my Dog swallowed the ticket.
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# 41872 Went to go check my Mega Millions ticket and got pissed off because the clerk sold me a Powerball ticket instead. Oh well I guess I'll just fantasize about winning 34 million now instead.
# 95375 Gas prices are at an all time high. But the gov't is willing to up the mega millions jackpot to 640 million dollars. Someones priorities are F'ed up if you ask me.
# 142244 The Mega Millions jackpot is now up to $586 million. The odds of winning are 1 in 259 million. Those are the same odds of Tony Romo throwing a pass to his own teammate in the fourth quarter.

←Rate | 03-31-2012 02:02 by Bboy

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