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   messageicon Whenever I played the piano when I was a kid, my dog would howl. Eventually getting fed up with the dog's howling. My dad said for goodness sakes, can you play something the dog does't know.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 20:22 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon My sandal invention for people with one leg turn out to be a flop.
←Rate | 09-08-2018 00:35 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone works with a bunch of a$$holes all day. Can they add proctologist to their resume?
←Rate | 08-15-2018 20:10 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon The I before E except after C rule has been disproven by science.
←Rate | 09-14-2018 18:31 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon " I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb."
←Rate | 08-16-2018 22:17 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion
←Rate | 12-01-2011 23:59 by haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon The police department should replace their sirens with the national athem.
←Rate | 08-17-2018 01:18 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon The diference between inlaws and outlaws...... Outlaws are wanted.
←Rate | 08-16-2018 18:20 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Place an order with an energy saving catalogue co. for an economy efficient hair dryer. What I received was a bath towel.
←Rate | 09-20-2018 03:53 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Woman aks pharmacy clerk if they sold extra large comdoms. Clerk said yes, would like a pack? No she replied. But I'd like to wait here untill someone does.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:08 by HaHa Comments (0)  

   messageicon anything is possible with boobs
←Rate | 02-07-2010 23:26 by haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Take the hint people...... Earbuds are a do not disturb sign.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 23:30 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judge: Sorry Mickey, I can't grant you a divorce from Minie because you think she's crazy. Mickey: I didn't say she's crazy. I said she's f**king Goofy.
←Rate | 09-11-2018 22:16 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon A study says we only use 12% of our brain. Just think how intelligent we would be if we used the other 70%.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:13 by HaHa Comments (3)  

   messageicon Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarves were not happy?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 22:54 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ordered the worlds largest box from Amazon what would they ship it in?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 02:40 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon D: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ? P: I don't know. D: I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 04:01 by HAHA Comments (1)  

   messageicon It takes raw talent to make sushi.
←Rate | 08-16-2018 21:19 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon What are children born in a brothel called? Brothel sprouts.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 20:13 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon A fifth of Jack will make any girl look sexy.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 01:39 by Haha Comments (0)  

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