haha Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing 'haha': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion
←Rate | 12-01-2011 23:59 by haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Woman aks pharmacy clerk if they sold extra large comdoms. Clerk said yes, would like a pack? No she replied. But I'd like to wait here untill someone does.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:08 by HaHa Comments (0)  

   messageicon anything is possible with boobs
←Rate | 02-07-2010 23:26 by haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon A study says we only use 12% of our brain. Just think how intelligent we would be if we used the other 70%.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:13 by HaHa Comments (3)  

   messageicon D: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ? P: I don't know. D: I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 04:01 by HAHA Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'am a compulsive liar Everything I say is a lie And that is the truth.... "BELIEVE ME"
←Rate | 04-18-2018 18:17 by HaHa Comments (0)  

   messageicon When we were kids my sister played with dolls and I played with soldiers. Now it's the other way round.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:00 by HaHa Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:40 by HaHa Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 05:15 by HaHa Comments (2)  

   messageicon given your computer the Swine Flu Virus
←Rate | 05-03-2009 05:33 by Haha Comments (0)  


[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left