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   messageicon I just read that ciggarettes cause rectal cancer, I should me fine, I was going to put them in my mouth anyway..
←Rate | 10-06-2013 10:44 by darren Comments (0)  


   messageicon MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
←Rate | 05-27-2011 10:30 by Darren Comments (0)  



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