Darren Funny Status Messages

   I just read that ciggarettes cause rectal cancer, I should me fine, I was going to put them in my mouth anyway..

   MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on?