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   messageicon if anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 07:58 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 15:53 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice.
←Rate | 06-02-2014 19:19 by ZEP Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 16:46 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 06:07 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone has pretended to die infront their pets to see if they would do anything.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 07:43 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Know what more people in this world need?????? Exit wounds.
←Rate | 03-27-2014 15:14 by ZEP Comments (0)  


   messageicon how do beautiful people travel? Because they certainly don't appear to be using airports.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 07:43 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon that mini heart attack when you think you've lost something.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 07:42 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your plan A doesn't work, don't sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:07 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how they call it common sense when it seems so rare.
←Rate | 09-12-2011 17:17 by ZEP Comments (0)  



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