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   messageicon " Your call is important to us followed by a 15 minute flute solo "
←Rate | 05-29-2017 18:34 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like hitting stuff to make it work. Makes me feel like the Fonz.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 10:36 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're skinny already why the heck are you trying to diet ? What are you trying to lose ? Your life ?
←Rate | 01-31-2013 17:39 by surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon Blonde girl tells her Blonde friend. I just f cked a " Brazilian " guy. She said " You Slut! How many is a Brazilian!?"
←Rate | 06-09-2017 08:07 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon If she asks you what you want for Father's Day. Tell her to take you off child support.
←Rate | 06-15-2017 15:40 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon Accidentally broke the window out of my neighbor's Accord while playing catch with my son and started it with a screwdriver out of habit.
←Rate | 01-02-2013 11:45 by surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 20:25 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'ma punch Cap'n Crunch on the roof of his gums if I ever meet him .
←Rate | 04-26-2012 00:50 by Surhater Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who says I can`t cook? You obviously haven`t tasted my cereal !
←Rate | 04-29-2012 14:37 by Surhater Comments (0)  


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