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   messageicon I was at the pool earlier and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 21:27 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing more annoying than two people talking while I'm trying to interrupt.
←Rate | 03-19-2012 16:11 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle...gotta admire her optimism
←Rate | 12-07-2012 14:40 by Potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Metaphorically Speaking...Beware of those self-absorbed people that are more concerned with the scratch on their car than the people in the car they hit
←Rate | 09-19-2011 21:38 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked what she wanted and she said "surprise me". So I did her sister.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 10:18 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl says, "you have to watch this it's sooo funny, it made me pee my pants"-- I know I'm in for 2 minutes of suck.
←Rate | 03-19-2012 15:54 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think you women are on to something...shoe shopping does make you feel better!!
←Rate | 01-24-2012 19:16 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SINGING ABOUT IT!!..
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:52 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tebow is now the most famous white bronco since OJ's truck.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 18:37 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went marchin' outside, singin' God Bless Merica. Saluted and yelled, "Remember Pearl Harbor. Suck it Japanland. These colors don't run."
←Rate | 12-07-2012 12:25 by Potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think bringing sexy back would be hard work but all I had to so was wake up and get outta bed....
←Rate | 11-25-2011 20:55 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 13:41 by potter Comments (1)  


   messageicon She just kept b!tching about me drinking to much beer, so I said I could deal with this hangover better if you would shut the f^ck up.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 11:54 by potter Comments (0)  



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