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   messageicon If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 09:24 by dragon-king Comments (3)  

   messageicon wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.
←Rate | 05-20-2009 08:33 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:30 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:35 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon drinking till I'm someone else's problem
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:16 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
←Rate | 03-06-2009 18:05 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon 38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!
←Rate | 03-06-2009 18:02 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"
←Rate | 06-01-2009 08:41 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves
←Rate | 03-09-2009 12:06 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva
←Rate | 05-07-2010 10:04 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon calculating pi but can't seem to make it past sugar cream
←Rate | 05-20-2009 08:34 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 09:28 by DRAGON-KING Comments (0)  

   messageicon considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic
←Rate | 03-09-2009 12:11 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:14 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  


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