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   messageicon showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:35 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 09:24 by dragon-king Comments (3)  

   messageicon wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.
←Rate | 05-20-2009 08:33 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:30 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon drinking till I'm someone else's problem
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:16 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
←Rate | 03-06-2009 18:05 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon 38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!
←Rate | 03-06-2009 18:02 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"
←Rate | 06-01-2009 08:41 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves
←Rate | 03-09-2009 12:06 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva
←Rate | 05-07-2010 10:04 by dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon calculating pi but can't seem to make it past sugar cream
←Rate | 05-20-2009 08:34 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 09:28 by DRAGON-KING Comments (0)  

   messageicon considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic
←Rate | 03-09-2009 12:11 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:14 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  


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