JOE Funny Status Messages

   I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.

   , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".

   a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.

   a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever

   come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls

   Use the aging app on your kids and you may find out who the daddy is

   statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....

   ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.

   My Deep Thought: Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.

   Rise up against E.D. The Erectial Disfuction epedemic should not be taken softly...

   The best way to serve eggs for breakfast? Omelette you guys decide..

   brought to you by the letters W T F.

   wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.

   Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.

   Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.

   today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".

   alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.

   Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...