love Funny Status Messages

   facebook baby,i love you,even though you suck. . . or,maybe THAT is why I love you

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   I'll give you an exact definition of "in love". When her bra and underwear match.

   Sometimes, people get caught up in their own self pity/misery that they fail to see what they are doing to the people around who love them

   I love how everyone seems to be able to sing on facebook *singing*

   One should always be in love, this is the reason one should never marry

   haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.

   I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!

   I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. ‘Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?

   The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

   HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!

   True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

   I love Australia! It's the only place in the word you can call someone a "mate" without sounding sexual ;)

   dear facebook,stop spamming my wall with dating site Ads or am going to change my relationship status from single to married and sue you for temptation.love,me.

   Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!

   Im the kinda human wreckage that you love

   hippies want to save the trees, but they love to read books

   dont make love in your back garden! love is blind but ur neighbours arnt!!

   If love is blind does that mean divorce is lasik surgery?

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.