Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is eating out..at home. ;)

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X is still that same great taste just fewer calories

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X is "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

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X is waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

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X is in fact the real slim shady

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X is how Stella got her groove back

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X is never fully dressed without a smile!

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X is living on the magic island of awesome

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X is missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

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X is glad he crashed the wedding.

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X is "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

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X is depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

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X is swearing to drunk that he is not god...

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-28-2008 00:22 by Nachiket Comments (3)

X is bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time

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X is "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-29-2008 21:04 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is defying society's law of average.

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X is eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-30-2008 10:13 by Jen Z. Comments (0)

X is dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

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X is the coolest thing since string cheese

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-01-2008 01:26 by Mo Comments (0)

X is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-02-2008 22:49 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)