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X is living on the magic island of awesome

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)

X is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-19-2008 19:37 Comments (0)

X is missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-21-2008 22:14 Comments (0)

X is glad he crashed the wedding.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-24-2008 10:43 Comments (0)

X is "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-27-2008 01:20 Comments (0)

X is depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-27-2008 01:21 Comments (0)

X is swearing to drunk that he is not god...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-28-2008 00:22 by Nachiket Comments (0)

X is bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-29-2008 18:06 Comments (0)

X is "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-29-2008 21:04 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is defying society's law of average.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-29-2008 23:16 Comments (0)

X is eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-30-2008 10:13 by Jen Z. Comments (0)

X is dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-31-2008 15:18 Comments (0)

X is the coolest thing since string cheese

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-01-2008 01:26 by Mo Comments (0)

X is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-02-2008 22:49 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)

X is selling his soul for a bag of skittles

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-02-2008 23:02 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)

X is diagonally parked in a parallel universe

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-05-2008 04:00 by Kris Khushal Bajawray Comments (0)

X is totally voting for Pedro

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-05-2008 18:33 Comments (0)

X is Feeding your dog Chocolate

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-06-2008 13:12 Comments (0)

X is "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-07-2008 23:33 Comments (0)

X is lovin' it

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-08-2008 08:11 by Yorkie Comments (0)

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