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X is sleeping with your girlfriend
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-09-2008 09:47


X is an international rap superstar
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-09-2008 10:55


X is "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 11:52


X is following the yellow brick road
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 17:53 by A. N. Onymous


X is trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:45


X is running with scissors!
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 19:51


X is has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-12-2008 12:22


X is under your bed
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2008 23:58


X is crakalakin
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:49


X is the reason the chicken crossed the road...
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 10:33 by Bm


X is a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17


X says "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc


X says "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:52 by Vicki Dc


X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc


X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc


X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24


X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24


X is only here while supplies last
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 17:23 by Don


X wants a hug
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 19:12


X is busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-17-2008 13:10





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