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X is eating out..at home. ;)
X is still that same great taste just fewer calories
X is "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
X is waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
X is in fact the real slim shady
X is how Stella got her groove back
X is never fully dressed without a smile!
X is living on the magic island of awesome
X is missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?
X is glad he crashed the wedding.
X is "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
X is depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills
X is swearing to drunk that he is not god...
X is bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time
X is "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"
X is defying society's law of average.
X is eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...
X is dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.
X is the coolest thing since string cheese
X is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted