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X is
sleeping with your girlfriend
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Submitted: 04-09-2008 09:47
X is
an international rap superstar
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Submitted: 04-09-2008 10:55
X is
"not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"
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Submitted: 04-10-2008 11:52
X is
following the yellow brick road
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Submitted: 04-10-2008 17:53 by A. N. Onymous
X is
trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:45
X is
running with scissors!
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Submitted: 04-10-2008 19:51
X is
has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
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Submitted: 04-12-2008 12:22
X is
under your bed
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Submitted: 04-13-2008 23:58
X is
crakalakin
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:49
X is
the reason the chicken crossed the road...
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Submitted: 04-14-2008 10:33 by Bm
X is
a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
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Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17
X says
"Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
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Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc
X says
"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
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Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:52 by Vicki Dc
X says
please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
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Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc
X says
It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
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Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc
X is
eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
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Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24
X is
tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
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Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24
X is
only here while supplies last
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Submitted: 04-16-2008 17:23 by Don
X
wants a hug
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Submitted: 04-16-2008 19:12
X is
busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
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Submitted: 04-17-2008 13:10
