life Funny Status Messages

   Pizza+Coke+Double Chocolate Fudge=Life is good!!;)

   The stupidest, ugliest Presidential campaign in my entire life: House of Cards meets Sharknado...

   life is short…smile while you still have teeth

   Your life would be sweeter if you spent more time around those impressed by you, not those you have to impress.

   just pressed the REFRESH Button of her life, and Wowww it feels great :D

   Don't take life too seriously. Sometimes you have to learn to laugh at yourself. If not call me, I'll be glad to laugh at you :D

   Charlie Sheen get $25,000,000 settlement to not work? I did something seriously wrong with my life

   You know you've made wonderful choices in life when you're proud of yourself for not being drunk before lunch.

   No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

   u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.

   I always wonder what things went horribly wrong in someone's life that led them to buy a hotdog at 7-11.

   My life is everything I don't tell you.

   If you're skinny already why the heck are you trying to diet ? What are you trying to lose ? Your life ?

   So Not Paying Your Child Support CAN cost you Your Life!

   No matter how long you have been together, it's completely okay to walk out of someone's life if you just don't feel like you belong there anymore.

   when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!

   Pro life tip: I've found the best way to avoid my life ending from a police officer is to continue being white.

   The only reason why your girlfriend likes your d!ck, it because her momma told her to enjoy the little things in life

   New Life goal, make it to the bottom of my chapstick before  I lose it.

   Do more than belong.. Participate! Do more than care.. Help! Do more than believe.. Trust! Do more than be fair.. Be kind! Do more than forgive.. Forget! Do more than dream.. Work! Life keeps going, be part of it..