Monday Funny Status Messages

   Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ( MONDAY )

   We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?

   BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football

   One time I waited 30 minutes for a bakery to open to get the best birthday party cupcakes. It was a Monday. The bakery was closed on Mondays. I think about that a lot.

   have you ever noticed that Monday and Mundane sound almost the same? Coincidence? I think not!!!

   Dammit! I tried, I really tried, but Monday still found me.

   Why is Monday still a thing?

   If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Satruday

   We need to come up with a medical term for that feeling that you get on a Sunday night, knowing that you'll be back at work for another week come Monday morning. And quickly, because I need to phone in sick for tomorrow.

   The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.

   I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground

   Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I'd prefer something else.

   Plan for tonight: 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2. figure the rest out later

   entrepreneurship - only cure for monday morning blues..!!

   It's Monday, and a strong possibility I may hurt someone!

   Things I don't like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

   Just name the damn royal baby Monday since everyone hates it already.

   Aww Crap, Monday found me again.

   Monday is like a midget at a urinal...You have to be on your toes!!

   you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.