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   messageicon Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.
←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 07:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .
←Rate | 10-20-2016 08:52 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-23-2017 11:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 20:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA
←Rate | 09-13-2017 23:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:37 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting
←Rate | 02-02-2017 13:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
←Rate | 08-10-2016 14:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am the Donald Trump of poor people.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 18:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!
←Rate | 01-22-2017 12:16 Comments (1)  

   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recent polls show 65% of Hispanics do not have a favorable opinion of Donald Trump...the other 35% immigrated to the USA legally.
←Rate | 08-26-2015 11:44 by M Comments (0)  

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