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   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon ...... Liberals are obviously Latinophobes .... Ever notice how Liberal/Progressives say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected and never Mexico?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:37 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting
←Rate | 02-02-2017 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the Donald Trump of poor people.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
←Rate | 08-10-2016 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
←Rate | 11-02-2017 12:14 Comments (12)  


   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!
←Rate | 01-22-2017 12:16 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recent polls show 65% of Hispanics do not have a favorable opinion of Donald Trump...the other 35% immigrated to the USA legally.
←Rate | 08-26-2015 11:44 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Campaign Slogan: Don't be a Chump, Vote for Trump.
←Rate | 07-14-2016 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 17:49 Comments (11)  


   messageicon I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 03:57 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
←Rate | 09-07-2017 20:02 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:00 Comments (0)  



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