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   messageicon On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17
←Rate | 02-07-2017 15:52 by Lsu690 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.
←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reagan's shooter, John Hinckley Jr., to be released, I assume it's just in case Trump gets elected.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .
←Rate | 10-20-2016 08:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.
←Rate | 11-02-2016 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:37 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting
←Rate | 02-02-2017 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the Donald Trump of poor people.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
←Rate | 08-10-2016 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.
←Rate | 05-03-2018 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-23-2017 11:35 Comments (0)  




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