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   messageicon If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:10 by Hillbilly Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump condemns Hurricane Harvey for violence and devastation, but insists "Texans have provoked Mother Nature. There's blame on many sides."
←Rate | 08-29-2017 14:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . The Afghanistan address trump gave monday was very similar to one that Obama gave. Trump needs to get a new speech writer.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 17:04 by EDTN Comments (2)  

   messageicon I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in
←Rate | 08-23-2017 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen
←Rate | 08-22-2017 12:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.
←Rate | 08-17-2017 22:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Trump "This is the longest improv show ever."
←Rate | 08-17-2017 07:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.
←Rate | 08-16-2017 15:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought Trump said for every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, he have many to take their place. Was he lying? No he can't be, because he's Trump.
←Rate | 08-16-2017 14:01 by Lemon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump: I need to be on the power high when it comes to the business council. You guys can't quit on me! I'm quitting you by ending the council permanently. That'll show you to question my rac.ism!
←Rate | 08-16-2017 13:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.
←Rate | 08-16-2017 00:05 Comments (1)  

   messageicon .During the white house renovations. I hear that trump is having a microphone installed in the cushion of his chair in the oval office. It's so he can record any bright ideas he may come up with.
←Rate | 08-15-2017 21:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.
←Rate | 08-15-2017 20:05 Comments (1)  

   messageicon . Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?
←Rate | 08-15-2017 18:15 Comments (2)  

   messageicon .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?
←Rate | 08-15-2017 17:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump says there were good people on the white nationalist's side....Okay, that's it, I'm done. I can't live in a country where stupidity rules.....
←Rate | 08-15-2017 16:45 by Lemon Comments (3)  

   messageicon Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?
←Rate | 08-15-2017 11:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....
←Rate | 08-15-2017 09:55 by TEX. Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.
←Rate | 08-15-2017 01:16 Comments (0)  

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