trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.

   Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA

   If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...

   Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!

   How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?

   BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.

   I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.

   * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,

   Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...

   Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).

   Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.

   If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.

   Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl

   I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.

   One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.

   If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.

   I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.

   In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.

   Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.