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   messageicon attention!! there is a football team in the Dallas /Fort worth area, runs Bad, cant do reverse, have not found title in years. if intrested, pls contact owner who walk the side lines of Billion dollar house . no calls after regular season!
←Rate | 10-30-2011 19:30 by flyty Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard there is a new youth football league being formed... It's gonna be called Sandusky League.... Some full contact but mostly two hand touch !!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Priest a Rabbi and a Penn State Football Coach walk into a bar....
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the NCAA won't punish the Penn St. football program unless Sandusky gave his victim's dad a free car.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 01:46 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 15:48 by clevezip Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ
←Rate | 11-13-2011 07:53 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 14:48 by acreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe because she is watching more football, but I am starting to like it when she stops, calls for a measurement then goes for it.....
←Rate | 11-15-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Native American ghosts spend Thanksgiving Day at backyard football games, tearing 40 y.o. white dudes achilles tendons.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 08:27 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
←Rate | 11-28-2011 11:31 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're a female, I can understand if you don't watch football, if you're a man, you have an obligation to your why chromosome.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 12:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching football its like watching monkeys chasing a banana
←Rate | 11-29-2011 19:31 by colombianSnow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Madonna picked to sing at superbowl halftime, cause if its one thing guys like is an old woman singing lame songs they hated the first time they heard them 30 years ago
←Rate | 12-05-2011 10:43 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd imagine that hitting the showers had a whole new meaning for the Penn State football team.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got back from my high school Football coach's funeral. I leaned over the casket and whispered "YOU walk it off".
←Rate | 12-15-2011 09:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?
←Rate | 12-15-2011 09:48 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know who makes more idle threats: Iran threatening the U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf or Rex Ryan of the Jets threatening to win a Superbowl every year?
←Rate | 01-03-2012 09:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon a busy day of laying on the couch while snacking and watching football ahead.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 09:33 Comments (0)  

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