Exercise Funny Status Messages

   I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.

   Some folks exercise their right to vote. I vote my right to not exercise.

   Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive

   Sean Spicer told me that my poor eating habits and lack of exercise only play a limited role in my weight gain.

   Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..

   Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot

   My exercise program consists of following women at the store who are wearing tight yoga pants.

   Oh.... you wanted a "Fidget" spinner. *Tells 4'8" guy he and his exercise bike can go home.

   I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping: 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size

   EXERCISE?? Shoot, I thought you said EXTRA PIES!!!

   I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.

   Many people have told me that waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great..... But I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better. Just sayin'....

   I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.

   My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, its called #LUNCH

   I have nothing against exercise. I just wish people would care as much about exercising their minds as much as the do their bodies.

   All those exercise videos are worthless, I watch them over and over and not even lost a Kg

   I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams

   My morning exercise routine includes snooze presses. I like to get in at least 5 reps.

   I always give fat people wrong directions so they can get much needed exercise.

   Does rocking a vending machine count as exercise?