love Funny Status Messages

   Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid.

   There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now.

   Piglets are so cute. I love it how we eat them when they get fat and ugly.

   The public is jealous and takes pleasure in destroying good relationships. So what the public doesn't know exist, the public can't destroy. So lets keep our love a secret baby and let it live.

   I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz thats the exact moment my life got fuçked up!

   Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.

   All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me.

   Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic but I kinda always thought Tom and Katie would eventually fall in love.

   now the jumping on Oprah's couch professing my love for Katie is even embarrassing to me. - Tom Cruise

   Love is me pooping while she brushes her teeth, and when she starts to leave I say "but wait, there's more" and splash another log. We laugh

   There are worse things than being far away from the one you love, like sleeping next to someone you don't.

   I'm not religious, but I love God.

   For the love of God, ASK me, don't AXE me!

   GUYS: dont you just love it when your girlfriends friends have worse relationships than yours!!!!

   As you Mature, you learn that you cannot make someone love you!.....All you can do is Stalk them and hope they panic and give in!!!

   I just love waking up in the middle of the night, to find I still have hours to sleep before I have to be at work!!!

   First, Love Yourself!..........Everyone Else, get in line!!!

   Anybody that says I'll steal your heart, mind, love etc. you definitely aren't allowed in my house. And you will be frisked for knives.

   Every time I say stop, an epic battle takes place in my head where I decide whether to follow it with "in the name of love" or "hammertime."

   Relationships must be chosen wisely. It's better to be alone than to be in bad company. If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason.'Fall in love when you're ready,not when you're