love Funny Status Messages

   I'm just a guy searching for love and someone to bang the hell out of.

   So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight.

   How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!

   Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his Own Wife !!!

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.

   Listen, gorgeous... I love you so much I would suck out the venom if a poisonous snake bit you on the ass. But, I'm sorry, I won't swallow.

   I love how the best things in life are unexpected

   Now..a cheaper way to express your love...----E-cards !

   I would love to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.

   Shouldn't love handles really be called hate handles since nobody really wants them?

   If you're an American who feels that you are represented in your government, please contact me. I love people with imaginations.

   Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

   Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.

   My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR

   Dear Women, You know when you pull your bra thru your sleeve & stuff it into the couch? That's as close to us as you'll ever be. Love, Men

   Granddad sure does love his baths - He's been in there for three days now.

   Love is: doing it in random spots all over the house so no one has to sleep in the wet spot.

   Dear Ex, remember those I love you more fights? I won.

   Sometimes the best people to spill your heart to are total strangers. I love you guys.

   Dear ex, remember those I love you more fights?? I won..