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   messageicon Found an industrial size combo pack of Mop-N-Glo and Mr. Clean for my wife for Christmas.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 21:46 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know you mexican when you wrap christmas presents with a knife instead of scissors.lol
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every year, grandma gets run over by a reindeer. I wonder if this year, if I left some extra cookies, Santa'd aim for my ex instead?
←Rate | 12-21-2010 18:34 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa...Thank You for the response, but telling me to review my web browser history, wasn't what I meant! But, well played Santa...Well played...
←Rate | 12-21-2010 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An office Christmas party is not a good time to ask the boss for a raise. Wait until the next day when you have pictures.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 15:17 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last minute Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 13:24 by Piddy Comments (4)  


   messageicon I wanna take a wiffle ball bat into malls during Christmas shopping for those idiots that just stop suddenly in the middle of the walking area. That humming thump noise while I crack it across the back of their heads would bring joy to my holiday season
←Rate | 12-21-2010 11:27 by Stragen Comments (2)  


   messageicon If letting him bang me while I wear reindeer antlers and a painted red nose doesn't get him in the Christmas spirit nothing will!
←Rate | 12-21-2010 09:46 by Retics Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's nearing the festive season again and so just a reminder that a doggy is not just for christmas, it's a great position all year round!
←Rate | 12-21-2010 09:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about what you eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Worry about what you eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving
←Rate | 12-21-2010 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the grammatically correct way to describe my current Christmas disposition would have to be "present tense".
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:46 by TC Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
←Rate | 12-20-2010 20:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tried to mail you something cute for christmas but the postoffice took the stamp off my butt and asked me to leave...
←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:48 by AmyRulz;-) Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just once I would like to begin my Christmas shopping before December 24th
←Rate | 12-20-2010 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 14:04 by lemonpillow Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't listen to any of my Facebook friends. I have been a perfect angel, I swear.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 12:05 by chel Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got my Xmas wishlist back from Santa with a little note attached... It said "LMAO! HELL NO!!!!
←Rate | 12-20-2010 07:47 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to think that Santa's just not that into me...
←Rate | 12-19-2010 22:19 by m a r 1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
←Rate | 12-19-2010 22:14 Comments (0)  




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