easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.

   Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!

   Trix are for kids, but when my favorite rabbit gets together with the Energizer bunny it’s grownup time.

   Ok, so Christmas has just started. I guess it's time to start buying Easter decorations!

   Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........

   volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.

   I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'

   Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.

   It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.

   Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover

   News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!

   Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......

   If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.

   Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.

   I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.

   Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.

   Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.

   Me to barking dog: You get away from that window. Leave the poor bunny rabbit alone. Also me: I bought you a bunny squeak toy you can pretend to kill over and over.

   Wonder why kids set out milk and cookies for Santa, but not a salad for the Easter Bunny.