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   messageicon Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????
←Rate | 02-14-2012 10:40 by karl Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 15:24 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:01 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...
←Rate | 04-08-2012 21:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep
←Rate | 04-09-2012 06:21 by @richardmooney26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".
←Rate | 03-19-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon May the groundhog perish in the 2013 Nor'easter!
←Rate | 02-07-2013 15:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!
←Rate | 03-30-2014 07:38 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(
←Rate | 03-31-2010 05:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:11 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 11-15-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  

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