easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!

   If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.

   Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......

   Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.

   How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

   I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.

   Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.

   Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.

   Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.

   Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face

   When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.

   Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!

   So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.

   I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......

   Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...

   BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".

   valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????

   "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep

   Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.