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News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"

Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!
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04-24-2011 07:59 by Val
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If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.
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04-22-2011 17:36 by jgmitts
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Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
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03-31-2013 11:50 by jrbirk
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Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......
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04-24-2011 06:21 by Bill
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Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
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04-07-2012 18:49 by Bryan W
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Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.
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04-24-2011 10:06
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How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.
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04-04-2016 02:01
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Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face
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04-08-2012 13:30
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valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????
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02-14-2012 10:40 by karl
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When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.
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03-08-2013 15:24 by lawdawg
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Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!
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04-24-2011 10:00
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I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
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04-02-2012 15:01 by sully
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Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...

So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.
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03-20-2016 05:43
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BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".
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03-19-2017 16:31
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I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
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03-20-2016 05:41
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"This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep

Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
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