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   messageicon All I want for Christmas is an air hockey table. It will go great with my air guitar.
←Rate | 11-30-2016 05:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa: Please refer to my Pinterest board.
←Rate | 11-29-2016 12:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just put up my three foot Christmas tree, needed my six foot ladder to put the star on
←Rate | 11-29-2016 09:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing puts me into the #Christmas spirit like #shopping. On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA.
←Rate | 11-28-2016 21:56 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Lady, Please don't blame the Holidays ..... For Pete's Sake ..... You you were Fat in August!!!
←Rate | 11-27-2016 21:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
←Rate | 11-27-2016 09:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When Thanksgiving is over, you have my permission to listen to Christmas music.
←Rate | 11-24-2016 06:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My neighbor finally put up his #Christmas lights today. I bet he's mad that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
←Rate | 11-21-2016 10:19 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm too tired to stay awake and watch... It feels like this U.S. Election night is Christmas Eve, and America's worried Santa might leave coal and sticks instead of presents in the morning.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 22:38 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Christmas must be near, The bin man said good morning to me.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:47 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I take all my Christmas pictures a couple months early before I put on all the serious weight.
←Rate | 10-25-2016 02:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saved a ton of $ on Christmas presents by discussing politics on FB.
←Rate | 10-18-2016 11:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my extension cord ever gets tangled with my ear buds and Christmas lights, I’m really screwed.
←Rate | 09-15-2016 02:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Surgeon General's Warning To Parents: When your kids are old enough to buy their own birthday presents for you, the gifts get really, really crappy.
←Rate | 09-14-2016 05:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
←Rate | 09-13-2016 04:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The More You Know: Jesus loved trees not cake, that's why on Dec 25th we have Christmas Trees.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Santa Claus had a FB account,,,, none of us would get presents.
←Rate | 08-30-2016 20:54 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Only 4 more months until Ryan Lochte comes down the chimney and brings us all presents.
←Rate | 08-21-2016 14:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents
←Rate | 08-12-2016 16:39 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snorted 2 lines of pre-workout powder and now my apartment is decorated for Christmas..
←Rate | 08-02-2016 16:08 Comments (0)  

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