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   messageicon ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is a tradition in my family to put a one hundred dollar bill in a plastic Easter egg and hide it along with all the other eggs. I have collected the reward for 15 years in a row, also this is how long I have been designated the "hider."
←Rate | 04-04-2012 14:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to have an Easter egg hunt this year. The golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. Who said we were too old for Easter?!?
←Rate | 03-31-2012 13:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, many people have an artificial Christmas tree so they can use it year after year to save money. Why not do the same thing with roses on Valentine's Day. You can leave them up until Easter- maybe hang some Hershey's Kisses on them. Quite festive.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 17:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????
←Rate | 02-14-2012 10:40 by karl Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am more bored than an Easter Bunny in December.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so Christmas has just started. I guess it's time to start buying Easter decorations!
←Rate | 11-27-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 11-15-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear parents: Oh really? I'm a liar? What about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Sincerely, your child.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watched a bunny hop past me and into bushes and thought "What if I'm supposed to follow it?"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:10 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 21:34 by Someone Who Presses 1 For English Comments (0)  


   messageicon so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:45 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).
←Rate | 05-12-2011 08:18 by michael stanley Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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