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   messageicon My mother suggested that I get professional help... and that's when I hired my first hooker.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 08:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon mother nature... turning february into white history month...
←Rate | 02-12-2014 09:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Kanye wants to write a song named 'I Am God' I wanna see him bring his dead mother back to life again.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mother Nature: Get off the Vortex aleready.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 17:08 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am not joking who ever pissed off mother nature Stop!
←Rate | 01-24-2014 21:13 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon "FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!" - Mother Nature
←Rate | 01-07-2014 18:18 by SColeman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Polar vortex proof Mother nature is not having a gender identity crisis. In everyday terms that's cold hearted.
←Rate | 01-07-2014 08:09 by dirkdigler650 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Daughter: Momma, can a woman get pregnant from an@l s3x? Mother: Sure Honey. Where do you think politicians come from?
←Rate | 12-19-2013 15:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was in the middle of a selfie and my mother walked in, now all she can say is "don't worry son everyone's doing that."
←Rate | 12-16-2013 10:07 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
←Rate | 12-10-2013 01:15 by StonerDudee Comments (4)  

   messageicon You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it.
←Rate | 12-09-2013 09:50 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Son, your mother and I need to talk to you. We went through your room earlier and found....NO drugs OR p orn?! What are you some kind of nerd
←Rate | 12-06-2013 12:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon that all you got? Come on Mother Nature, put your big girl panties on!!
←Rate | 12-06-2013 07:58 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon The worst part about watching The Food Network while my mother in law tries to follow their recipes during the Holidays is the sad fact that they don't deliver.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 23:50 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear CBS please put How I Met Your Mother to the Sitcom Cemetery
←Rate | 11-27-2013 16:29 by @triadwatch Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On a scale of 1 to Mother-in-law How annoying are you?
←Rate | 11-26-2013 11:26 Comments (0)  

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