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   messageicon So proud of my lil' hound dog. Taught Her to sit and lay down on command in less than five minutes. With treats of course. Just that much closer to the final lesson of Go fetch Daddy a beer!
←Rate | 12-15-2011 01:47 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every town has a "pink" house. Really, what the hell is up with that?!?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 10:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sweet Lord Almighty, thanks to this European Satellite that fell on top of my trailer, I can now cancel Direct Tv
←Rate | 11-10-2013 17:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....
←Rate | 05-10-2012 16:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Athiests that use the Lord's name in vein, make up your mind. Do you believe or not?
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:06 by Goodeolboy Comments (7)  


   messageicon Boba Fett was an embarrassment to us all- Dog the Bounty Hunter
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever find out your wiper wash is empty AFTER you have smeared bug guts all over your windshield?
←Rate | 04-24-2012 18:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (posted on my wife's wall this morning) Good morning Sunshine. You see that stack of bills on the counter? That's how many times I thought of you today...
←Rate | 03-22-2012 12:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You make me hold it for 250 miles, good luck on the last twenty feet A$$HOLE!-Bladder
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Supervisor is complaining that he's tired of eating chicken all the time, as I sit here eating a "chicken flavored" cup of noodles.
←Rate | 12-05-2013 15:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hiding in the restroom at work, just to post this (;
←Rate | 04-19-2012 17:34 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Guess it's time to get out of the tub, my phones almost dead.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 01:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good box of wine will turn any ordinary meal into an extraordinary meal.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 00:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you call my house and fail to leave a message, you deserve to be screened.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 20:36 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon “A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.”
←Rate | 10-24-2010 03:00 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good thing about the fog, is you can pull off the road and piss without being judged by others.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 11:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's up with Melissa Gilbert's prison tattoos?
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:30 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...
←Rate | 02-01-2012 13:28 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes every road in the world is under construction right now!
←Rate | 05-10-2012 13:56 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got pulled over for going 73mph in a 55mph. After the 20 min lecture the Officer said he was giving me a warning as he handed me a slip to sign... I looked at him puzzled so he says "April Fools!"...jerk
←Rate | 04-01-2011 11:29 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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