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   messageicon Every town has a "pink" house. Really, what the hell is up with that?!?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 10:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sweet Lord Almighty, thanks to this European Satellite that fell on top of my trailer, I can now cancel Direct Tv
←Rate | 11-10-2013 17:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....
←Rate | 05-10-2012 16:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Athiests that use the Lord's name in vein, make up your mind. Do you believe or not?
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:06 by Goodeolboy Comments (7)  


   messageicon Ever find out your wiper wash is empty AFTER you have smeared bug guts all over your windshield?
←Rate | 04-24-2012 18:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boba Fett was an embarrassment to us all- Dog the Bounty Hunter
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (posted on my wife's wall this morning) Good morning Sunshine. You see that stack of bills on the counter? That's how many times I thought of you today...
←Rate | 03-22-2012 12:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if I win the Mega Millions tonight, maybe I can move my name from my shirt to the front of the building at work ((fingers crossed)).
←Rate | 12-27-2011 18:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You make me hold it for 250 miles, good luck on the last twenty feet A$$HOLE!-Bladder
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hiding in the restroom at work, just to post this (;
←Rate | 04-19-2012 17:34 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Supervisor is complaining that he's tired of eating chicken all the time, as I sit here eating a "chicken flavored" cup of noodles.
←Rate | 12-05-2013 15:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Guess it's time to get out of the tub, my phones almost dead.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 01:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good box of wine will turn any ordinary meal into an extraordinary meal.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 00:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you call my house and fail to leave a message, you deserve to be screened.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 20:36 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon “A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.”
←Rate | 10-24-2010 03:00 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good thing about the fog, is you can pull off the road and piss without being judged by others.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 11:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's up with Melissa Gilbert's prison tattoos?
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:30 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...
←Rate | 02-01-2012 13:28 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes every road in the world is under construction right now!
←Rate | 05-10-2012 13:56 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This time of year makes me miss the two guys from the old Miller's Outpost commercials.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 18:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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