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I love you more than I hate everyone else.
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01-02-2013 11:59
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Meant to tell my kids "Good night, I love you", but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school on Wednesday because this is bulls**t."
boy, the day flys by when you do something you love. Like sleep till Noon...
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12-31-2012 14:58
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I love you but I'm too lazy to show it.
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12-31-2012 04:23
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From the creator of ‘'I Like You As A Friend'' and ‘'I Love You Like A Brother'' comes in 3D ‘'I Don't Know How To Tell You You're Ugly''
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12-31-2012 04:21
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OK girls...we aren't ignoring you, we are not being disrespectful, we hear the phone ringing, we hear the text notification!! We still love you, thank you for all you do.....So go shopping or get your nails done, go out with the girls or get something wax
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12-30-2012 15:53 by urboyblue
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Just because I tell you that I love you does not mean I really do. I might be drunk. Or just really, really horny.
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12-30-2012 10:27
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i love when rich people compliment me on things that I spent less than $5 on
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12-29-2012 22:54 by Princess
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My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ
When you love someone you take interest in their interests or at least pretend to.
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12-26-2012 11:30 by BEGO
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How much does it cost these days to make someone love you?
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12-26-2012 11:05
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I love eavesdropping on people's private conversations. Always hoping I hear something that leads to me foiling a terrorist plot.
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12-24-2012 06:56 by Huck
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I love a woman in a suit! Her birthday suit that is.
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12-21-2012 07:58
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As I scroll through my FB feed this holiday season, I find myself overcome with emotion and love. And then I remember I've had a lot of tequila and eggnog and I pass out on the floor.
Man I hate Taylor Swift..I mean don't you wanna put her over your knee and spank her azz,,,her tight, firm, round azz,,,and pull her hair,,,her soft, flowing beautiful hair,,,man I love Taylor Swift.
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12-20-2012 20:49
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The world is ending tomorrow & we still don't know who let the dogs out, what is love, & Where's Waldo ,or Victoria's secret
I love tequila because I like where I wake up to be a surprise.
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12-19-2012 00:56
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I "don't lock my phone," love you.
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12-19-2012 00:32
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Dear facebook event invite: I'd love nothing more than to travel 1100 miles to see your half a$$ed band play other people's music in a bar that's filled with 4 people. DECLINE!
Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?
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12-15-2012 14:08
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