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a mystery you'll never solve
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11-23-2007 16:34
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havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
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11-20-2007 19:57
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"wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
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11-14-2007 19:23 by
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poking you with a spork
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11-14-2007 01:01 by
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walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
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11-09-2007 17:54 by
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the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
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11-08-2007 19:14
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"never on schedule, but always on time."
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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doing the truffle shuffle
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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"not the issue here, Dude."
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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carbon based.
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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known to cause cancer in the state of California
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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chillin like a villain.
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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making friends and influencing people
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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taking over the world
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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not the droid you're looking for.
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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harvesting paperclips from work
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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