Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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11-09-2009 07:28
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If there is "like" button why can't facebook create "unlike" button if someone happens not to like your status.
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11-09-2009 06:53
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..sold her tv and bought a dvd player. Bargain! Oh..wait..
I've figured out how to avoid getting parking tickets;I've taken the windscreen wipers off my car.
I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!
It's official Bert & Ernie has been sharing the same bedroom for 40 years now! Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street.
♫ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame... What? Oh, no, no, no... go on. I was listening.
just given murderous primatives the power of fire!
...The top ten reasons to procrastinate. 1.
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11-08-2009 20:40 by Pineapple
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Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street... Thanks for all the good times...
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11-08-2009 15:50
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chuck you farley, you ain't so mucking futch, your whole fam damily can go in your own jack yard and back off!
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11-08-2009 09:41
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There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently. A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.
color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while…
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11-07-2009 18:46
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coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
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11-07-2009 18:45
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♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ + OUT, with your, B===D + OUT!
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11-07-2009 18:10
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Thinks Time Is Precious....Use It Wisely...
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11-07-2009 14:09 by Daphne
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*confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
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11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante
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On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So she didnt wake the sleeping pills.
playing stupid and winning !
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11-07-2009 04:29
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