Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Their is a perfect girl 4 everyone!! I think mine died at birth
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12-15-2009 13:50
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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather!! Not screaming in terror like his passengers!:)
CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER... MY WORK HERE IS DONE...
has a big clock
I believe theirs more than one way to skin a cat!!! but the cat wont like any one of them
when I was born, they asked me if I wanted a long memory or a long penis.. I FORGET MY RESPONSE
Why get married and make one woman miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
The worst thing about drugs is running out...
"This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,for dog,20 dog,seconds dog," Now read without the word (dog)
Your sick, twisted, and rotten to the core!!!!! I like that in a person
I stoped stabing people in the back years ago... now I stab them right in the face...
going insane in sane places.
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12-15-2009 13:10 by J Dubb
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went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies. Guess what, there were none there. Coincidence?
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12-15-2009 12:54 by deithy
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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Mastercard, on Visa.
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12-15-2009 12:51
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There's a new product called "Texthook" that lets parents strap phones to strollers so they can text while pushing their children. The most common text message is, "OMG, I just crashed my baby into another baby!"
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12-15-2009 12:42 by tomcall
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¡¡¡ƃuılıǝɔ ƃuıʞɔ*ɟ ʎɯ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ `lǝuoıl ʎǝɥ
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12-15-2009 12:41 by Ryan C.
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needs an elf to wrap presents…..oh and do the laundry too while your at it.
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12-15-2009 12:39 by pm73
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One minute after New Year We are going to have the above binary combination.- 01 : 01 01 / 01 / 10
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12-15-2009 12:11 by no body
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Mornings would go a lot smoother if someone would introduce "Garanimals" for men. Tags match? The outfit will work!
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12-15-2009 10:39
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dont be afraid of the dark, be afraid of whats in the dark....