Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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why is that everything is the same day by day, but in 5 years everything is so different?
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12-17-2009 13:03 by aNGELA
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thinking the perfect holiday date for me this year has WELL HUNG stockings, a mistletoe belt buckle, nice christmas balls and NUMBA 1 SPOT on the naughty list.
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12-17-2009 13:00 by Shoulin
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thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories
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12-17-2009 12:44 by mullerman
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thinks it's often easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission..
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12-17-2009 10:11
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just because everything's different, doesn't mean anything's changed..!!!
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12-17-2009 10:09
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ALCOHOL- Helping the beautiful horny people finding then waking up to ugly people since 33'.
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12-17-2009 09:48 by Shoulin
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wants to do it like they do on the discovery channel
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12-17-2009 08:24
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Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
remembers a time when 'Binge Drinking' was simply called 'Getting Pissed'
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12-17-2009 05:58 by deithy
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taken by elves and is now fighting the forces of healthy produce with my lollipop of justice Ahhhhhhhh! A broccoli with problems is in the area I repeat a broccoli with problems is in the area please quickly run for cover!
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12-17-2009 04:23
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so easy a Cavewoman can Do him
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12-16-2009 23:24 by TeeWuu
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There 10 types of people in the world, the ones who understand Binary and ones who don't
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12-16-2009 19:13
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ust once I wanna see one of these food network hosts taste their dish they just made and freak out and say how horrible it tastes. Just once!
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12-16-2009 16:30
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Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?
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12-16-2009 16:22 by jake
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There are 2 types of people on Facebook: those who have a way with words, and the others, who, don't... not... have... way.
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12-16-2009 16:21 by jake
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Just came back from hell I was stuck in the red twisty tube at chuck e cheese....being poked at and laughed at by brats!
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12-16-2009 15:37
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strong enough to live without you but not strong enough to stop thinking about you. i'm strong enough not to cry when I hear your name but not strong enough to stop loving you
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12-16-2009 15:27 by becca :)
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looking for a mistletoe belt. Depending on who is around will decide on how I face that person.
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12-16-2009 15:24
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s friends think that i'm crazy...pft...i just thought the postbox needed a hug
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12-16-2009 15:23 by becca :)
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tonight the role of "husband/boyfriend" will be played by Jack Rabbit.
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12-16-2009 15:23
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