says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!
headed down to Jared Jeweler to get my homegirl a "special designer" ankle bracelet for her while doing her house arrest. Then I'm going to Macy's to pick her up a designer womens black/white pin strip sweater. Make her feel as if she still in the can.
When I grow up, I want to become a corrupt senator, who's single vote is worth billions in concessions for his home state. Congress--the only place in America where extortion is legal