The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 15 items into a 10-item-or-less lane.
Better and more accurate than any dating site: Ask her if she's on Will Smith or Chris Rock's side. If she says Will Smith, run away as fast as you can.
I’m a well-rounded friend, I’m down for whatever. Coffee date, protesting corruption, gym sesh, bible study, busting a cheater, shooting range, just call me.