Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Something smells in Washington...I think they have a little B.O. problem...

   Negro! Anyone offended?

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.

   The White House Tuesday argued "President Barack Obama's "steady diplomacy" had made America stronger and renewed its moral authority in his first year in office"..............WOW that kool aide they drink IS Powerful STUFF!!

   Leroy Jethro Gibbs>American Idol

   enjoying a great drinking game - I'm watching ESPN and taking a drink every time a player says "you know" during an interview.

   It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year

   Press Ctrl+W to see something really amazing

   wondering if she should make an effort and pass her exams in case the world isnt ending in 2012

   loving how the voice in her head GETS LOUDER WHEN SHE USES CAPS LOCK!

   wondering how much of a carbon footprint Nancy Pelosi et al left in Copenhagen and how much we taxpayers will have to pay for it!

   will be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's . . . cause I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!

   wondering what ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer, did global warming heat it shut?

   "May the LORD, the God of your fathers, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!" Deuteronomy 1:11

   Geez, 2010 already, Osama must be the world champion of Hide and Seek

   If you are wearing shorts or sweatpants that spell out "Bootylicious" across the hind side. Just an FYI - it's not.

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   it is so cold here,. that our snowman is begging for a coat.

   i hate when horoscopes are right even more then when I hate when they are wrong